if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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