Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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