Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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