i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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