We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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