Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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