Is it normal to miss your booty call?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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