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You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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