How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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