Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The adults are the big ones right?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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