...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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