I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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