Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize