so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
