Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
