YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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