I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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