we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize