so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You need a sexual gate keeper
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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