summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wish you could order shots online.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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