Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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