no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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