Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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