She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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