butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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