Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Too much gin, very little bucket
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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