Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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