My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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