I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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