is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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