i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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