so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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