This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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