So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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