I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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