sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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