Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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