ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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