Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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