Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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