did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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