Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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