You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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