I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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