Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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