i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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