I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
All the doctor said was why
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
