And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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