Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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