Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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