All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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