she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Randomize
